Dear Camera
You and I haven’t done as much as we would like over the last few weeks, but that’s ok, we’ve been on school holidays. Normal service and sanity will be resumed shortly.
Which will be this Saturday when we KICK ASS at the wedding in Jersey. Are you excited? I frigging well am, especially as the groom tells me I can have Piginabun.
Oink oink, JMP x
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Dear Left Eyeball
I don’t know what your problem is. You’ve done PLENTY of weddings now, and it’s only been a year. Can you please tell me why you are choosing now to freak me out by giving me nightmares about falling out of my head?
IT’S JUST WRONG. There is no need. I am reliably informed that “ciliary muscles and suspensory ligaments should keep it in place” (she’s a scientist clever person too, so she really knows her shit) so please. Cut that crap out.
Yours, Blinky Jay
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Dear Right Eyeball
I am NOT gouging you out in sympathy for Left Eyeball.
STOP. THAT. SHIT. Last time I checked, eye-patches just weren’t sexy.
Poking you back in, Patchford
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Dear Fingers
Please don’t spontaneously break, ok? I dunno where that thought came from, but if it’s out there, it’s possible. So don’t. Don’t make me have to insure you or some dull expensive shit like that.
Also, I haven’t actually heard of anyone’s fingers spontaneously breaking, but you can’t rule anything out.
So just don’t.
Twitchy, Jay
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Dear Universe
I swear to Lucifer. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.
Smooches, Me.
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Dear people who stay around long enough to read this
It’s a linky thing innit? So go visit the Dear So and So host Ms Kat over on her blog.
Maybe take a photo of your eyeball while you’re over there.
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I totally love this awesomeness :
Dear Universe
I swear to Lucifer. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.
Smooches, Me.
Kinda sums up things around here at ours at the mo. You are all sorts of awesomeness!! Great big chocolatey snogs & best of luck for your wedding photog gig xx
Are you having freaky dreams?
Between you or my husband I don't know who has weirder dreams. He was just telling me about his zombie dream from last night.
im loving dear so and so!
You and camera (i wanted to put miss camera or mr camera but wasnt exactly sure if you give your items genders or not like i do with my car and didnt really want to come across like a crazy person, but fully aware I have already! ah well) have fun at the wedding!
Will hop on over to dear so and so, thanks very much
*hugs* Have a great time in Jersey, sweetpea! xx