(8:38pm, both Smalls should have been asleep an hour ago. I hear Noah’s door open on the monitor. I go upstairs into the dark where I can see his shadow in his doorway.)
Me: Noah! What are you doing? Why are you out of bed again?
Noah: *sheepishly* Um, because I just am…
M: Noah it is bedtime and you should be in your bed asleep. Why are you out of bed?!?
N: Um…
M: You listen to me. I am having no more messing around. Close your door, get into bed and go to sleep.
N: But Mommy…
M: NO. Close your door. Go to bed. Go to SLEEP.
N: But Mommy, you’re too dark and I can’t see you. You’re dark.
…
On reflection, he has a fair point I guess.
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Awww, bless him. Just keep him away from the pc brigade, that's all.
Hahah!!! Oh what fun that wold be. ;D
LOL very funny. I love when kids come out with things that us adults can take a different way. I still snigger when my children talk about balls.
Hahaa!! Out of the mouth of babes
Wow… just done a post called "Out of the mouths of babes" about all the really embarrassing things my daughter said when she was tiny, and the person above took the words right out of MY mouth (except I'm not a babe anymore!).
Please come and share some of the funny/humiliating things your little ones have said on my blog if you get a minute
Jane Gray
Kids just tell it how it is.
lool so sweet and innocent!
That kid is a barrel of laughs. I love him.
I remember when we went to see yo yo ma and you were in that tunnel by the carpark and we didn't notice you and you yelled 'I might be black but I'm not THAT black' lmao!